Chockablock Digression Episode 3! Chicken Rippers, or When They Contemplated The Intriquicies Of Shark Genitals
Chockablock Digression is fully throttled this week when they share drive-in theater experiences and get hostile towards Wailking Dead’s Sofia. Jordan and Johnny meet cool people at Steel City Con, and Johnny makes a purchase in an effort to become a hobbyist. They discuss Bioshock Infinite a bit before checking in with Lydia, who isn’t afraid to GET DOWN. Johnny gets jazzy and Jordan doesn’t understand how space works. The duo discovers that a bloomin onion but with chicken is a thing that exists and Jordan makes a risky earbud purchase. All of this comes to a head when Johnny declares just how disgusted he is with twitter as Jordan tries to make an argument for teenage sitcoms.
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Chockablock Digression Episode 2! Spiciest Pizza, or The Day Bioshock Infinite Broke Jordan
And here we are, the second coming!
Lydia can’t battle sperm whales. Johnny falls in love with a shark researcher and Jordan continues to lose his mind over Bioshock Infinite. The Doctor Who premiere has gravity defying motorcycles and Game of Thrones features questionable children. They have an uninvited visitor to the show briefly all before they touch on a super hot weird news article.
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Chockablock Digression Bonus Episode X! Bonus Level, or The Continuous Failure of Jordan & Johnny
Is this a mini-episode? Is this a blooper reel? Is this a behind the scenes look at how Jordan & Johnny do their thing?
This is a lot of things. What it began as “spending a few minutes” to put together a promo for affiliate podcast The Slayerettes turned into a mess of cursing and complete utter failure. Won’t join us as we try to bang out a 60 second spot trying to convince the populous to listen to us unravel into 15 minutes of madness.
The stupid part? Most of the final promo ended up using a not entirely perfect attempt we recorded earlier in that day anyway.